LIL F*KIN GOODRS
Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See?
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NO SLIP: Goodr uses special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
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NO BOUNCE: Goodr frames are snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
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ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
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NO LEOPARDS: Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
